It’s been two years. I still think of you everyday. A huge part of me is lost but my conscience is clear. I’ve done what I could to the best of my abilities with whatever I had at that difficult period of time
Not to sound morbid, but because I grew up fascinated with movie magic that perhaps when I pass on, and hope that’s many more years in future, someone can arrange….
1. Music at funeral service: May It Be (Lord of The Rings) by Enya.
2. Get to lay in a coffin shaped like a Jedi Starfighter.
3. Play Stormtrooper March as coffin rolls to furnace.
4. Sound of lightsaber powering up and someone growls “I AM YOUR FATHER” to ignite the furnace.
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’
Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!’
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: ‘What is 3 x 3?’
Harry: ‘9.’
Principal: ‘What is 6 x 6?’
Harry: ’36.’
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, ‘I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade’
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, ‘Let me ask him some questions..’
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, ‘What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?’
Harry, after a moment: ‘Legs.’
Ms. Brooks: ‘What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?’
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: ‘Pockets.’
Ms. Brooks: ‘What does a dog do that a man steps into?’
Harry: ‘Pants.’
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: ‘What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?’
The principal’s eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, ‘Bubble gum.’
Ms. Brooks: ‘What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?’
Harry: ‘Shake hands .’
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: ‘What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of heat and excitement?’
Harry: ‘Firetruck.’
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, ‘Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.
I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we’re stoning her in the morning!
The wife suggested I get myself one of those dick enlargers, so I did…. she’s 21 and her name’s Lucy.
Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting pedo and other names at me just because my girlfriend is 21 and I’m 50. It completely spoilt our 10th anniversary.
The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops. Although they do make me look a bit gay.
Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Kent Show, a spokesman said “We’ll struggle to get another man of the same calibre.”
My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said “Son, that’s 3 schools this year. You want to stop before you’re banned from teaching altogether.”
Q: What’s the difference between a blond and a brick?
A: The brick doesn’t follow you home after you lay it.
Remember the 7 qualities for the perfect girlfriend – Beautiful,
Intelligent, Gentle, Thoughtful, Innocent, Trustworthy, Sensible. Or in other words…………
B.I.G.T.I.T.S.
Just been to the gym. They’ve got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour as I started to feel sick. It’s great though. It does everything – KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot..”
Question – Are there too many immigrants in Britain? 17% said yes; 11% said No; 72% said “I am not understanding the question please.”
On my Census form there is a question “Do you have any dependants?”
Apparently putting “Hundreds of Africans, Pakis, Somalians, single mums, Romanians, loafers, smack heads and non English speaking people” isn’t the right answer. They’ve sent my form back!
Prince William says he doesn’t want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding. Prince Phillip says he doesn’t give a toss, he’s still going.
I thought the wife would be the ideal candidate for a new TV show.
Turns out I got it all wrong and the program’s called Fact Hunt.
The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can’t afford batteries!
Some bastard’s just pinched a pair of my wife’s knickers off the washing line. She’s not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 12 pegs back.
Been re-watching 神雕侠侣 (Return Of The Condor Heroes), one of my favorite Chinese shows, recently and decided I wanted to use one of the music inside as my ringtone for WP7 Mango.
Unlike in the past, NoDo and before, where I had to inject a ringtone into the phone using a ChevronWP7 tool (the phone has to be developer-unlocked beforehand anyway), Microsoft has released a set of specification for Mango custom ringtones and now officially supports it.
Specifications are as below:
So anyway, here’s mine! (Created two versions in case I’m deaf. Hahaha!)
https://skydrive.live.com/embedicon.aspx/Mango%20Custom%20Ringtone?cid=f9a63e18b303c58b&sc=documents
Enjoy! 
Source: http://mypkb.wordpress.com/2007/03/28/how-to-non-destructively-convert-dynamic-disks-to-basic-disks/
The official method to convert dynamic disks back to basic disks is to back up the data, format the disks, and finally restore the data from backup. See Microsoft’s instructions on how to do that here.
Of course, nobody wants to do that, and sometimes it’s not even possible to implement this method. It assumes that you can boot up the computer or at least access the drives and back up the data in the first place. So what are the other options?
Well, I unfortunately had to look for another solution last week when my computer refused to recognize any of my 4 dynamic hard drives. Here are the results of my search:
1. Use TestDisk. If you want to know why and how, keep reading or jump to the conclusion section.
2. If you are lucky enough to be able to boot, follow Microsoft’s own instructions to avoid the backup/format/restore method.
Note: Ignore the title of this knowledge base article and go straight to the WORKAROUND section.
Detailed instructions with screen shots can be found on thelazyadmin.com blog.
3. If your computer won’t boot, read on.
After installing the free VMWare server 1.0.2 and loading Vista Ultimate Edition as a virtual machine on my Windows XP Pro machine, my computer wouldn’t boot in any mode. Last Know Good Configuration didn’t change anything, and a repair install was not an option as neither Setup nor the recovery console were able to detect the Windows installation. Running the map command from the recovery console listed all my drives but they all had question marks instead of the expected drive letters. bootcfg /scan didn’t find anything. ERD Commander couldn’t help either (no Windows installation detected). I wasn’t even able to mount the drives using a Linux live CD.
My next step was to buy an external enclosure for my SATA drives (Vantec NexStar 3, works great) to backup the data from a working computer. When dynamic disks are connected to a computer running XP or Vista, they show up as Foreign in the Disk Management console (diskmgmt.msc). All you have to do is right-click the drive and select Import Foreign Disk. Except this time it didn’t work, and instead I received 2 error messages back to back:
INTERNAL Error – The disk group contains no valid configurations copies (C10000B6)
followed by
Unspecified error (80004005)
Looking up these error messages didn’t lead to anything useful so I decided to give up on the dynamic disk to basic disk conversion topic and started to search for data recovery software. That’s how I found TestDisk.
I ran TestDisk on a XP Pro laptop, it detected my USB-connected “foreign” drive, found all my “partitions” (dynamic disk volumes), allowed me to backup my data to the laptop, and offered the option to write a new partition table based on what it had found. I did just that, securely removed the USB enclosure, plugged it back and voila! My laptop detected a new basic disk, with partitions instead of volumes, drive letters, and best of all, all my data intact.
I was then able to reinstall the drive in my computer, repair Windows and from there run TestDisk on the three remaining drives so I can confirm that it works for external (USB) drives, IDE drives and SATA drives.
Conclusion:
TestDisk 6.6 will allow to backup your data and, if you let it rewrite the partition stucture, it will convert your dynamic disk to a basic disk without touching the data.
Run TestDisk:
Select Create to log information.
The program detects all the drives connected to your computer (internal, external, Flash drives).
Highlight the one you want to work on, select Proceed and press Enter.
Make the appropriate choice for your computer and press Enter.
Select Analyse and press Enter.
It displays the current structure. Select Backup first, then Proceed. Backing up first is a good idea if you later want to restore the drive’s partition structure.
It might take a while to get to that screen if your drive is having problems, but eventually, it’ll display all the partitions it found. Select a partition and press P if you want to see the files stored on that particular partition, then press c to copy the files to the folder TestDisk is running from any available drive with enough free space. [Thanks to commenter Bob Janes for pointing out to me that it is indeed possible to backup your data anywhere you wish]
Press Enter to continue.
This is where you can make the dynamic to basic drive conversion happen. Select Write, then press Y to confirm that you want to write the new partition structure to disk.
Quit the program, reboot the drive you just modified and enjoy your new basic drive.
一个朋友的婚礼上，司仪拿出一张百元钞票问在场所有人，谁想要请举手，大家想怕是司仪想出来整人的花招吧，没人说话。司仪说：我说真的，想要的请举手。
终于有人举手了，接着越来越多的人举手了。司仪看了看大家，换了一张旧的百元钞票，举手的人明显的少了许多。司仪笑了笑了又换了张皱巴巴的有点破损的旧百元钞票，但是现场举手的人寥寥无几了。司仪请了一位小男孩上台，并把那张旧钞票放在他的手里。说：因为他一直举着手，下面的人哄堂大笑。小男孩的脸有些发红，司仪摆摆手示意大家安静，拿出那张新的百元钞票说：我这张新的跟你那张旧的换换，可以吗？小男孩说：不用了，谢谢叔叔，新的旧的都一样。
司仪点点头，让小男孩拿着钱下去了，司仪让新郎新娘手拉手走上台，说：再美丽的容颜，总有老去的一天。再浪漫的爱情，也会随着生活的变化而变化。就如同我手中的钞票一样，随着时间的变化会慢慢变皱，变旧。但是也像那小男孩说的新的旧的都是一百元。它的价值不会因为上面的皱褶而改变。不是吗？希望新人能懂得爱情真正的价值和意义，不要等到容颜老去，或是激情化为平淡的时候，就忘记了刚才亲口说出的爱你一生一世的誓言，请你们珍惜对方一辈子。
新人对望了一下深深的点点头。台下暴发了热烈的掌声大多数的人终其一生，不停地渴望，不停地追求，不停地夺取，却不知道珍惜手边的幸福，到头来一无所有，什么也没得到！快乐：像风一样，只是一瞬间的，来的快，去的也快。痛苦：是来自怀疑和猜测，造成的伤害是一种无法言语的痛真心：是来自清楚的了解了对方，感受到对方的爱，才会展现出来的表现。
甜蜜：是来自双方的真情交流。只想带给对方欢乐的心，所以在我的生命中，只要得到一个人的欣赏，一个人的关注，一个人的温柔，一个人的真心真情，一个人的眼泪就足够了！牵了手就不要分手。一辈子说长也不长，说短也不短…
不要等到失去了才懂得珍惜！珍惜现在所拥有的。
一个南方姑娘和一个北方大汉成了家，姑娘的口味清淡，大汉无辣不欢。
姑娘常去父母家蹭饭吃。一天，姑娘的父亲做的菜咸了些，母亲一声不响拿来水杯，夹了一筷子菜，将菜在清水里荡一下后再入口。忽然，姑娘从母亲细微的动作里领悟到了什么。
第二天，姑娘在家做了丈夫爱吃的菜。当然，每一个菜里都放辣椒。只是，她的面前多了一杯清水。大汉看着她津津有味的吃着清水里荡过的菜，眼睛里有轻微的湿润。
之后，大汉也争着做菜。但是菜里面已经找不到辣椒了。只是他的面前多了一碟辣酱。菜在辣酱里蘸一下。每一口，他都吃的心满意足。
为了爱，也为了自己，他们一个坚守着一碟辣酱，一个坚守着一杯清水。他们更懂得怎样坚守一份天长地久，细水长流的爱。
情至深则爱无言，爱不是形式，无须标榜。爱是绽放幸福的花朵，让每个懂得爱的人心中溢满爱的馨香；爱是摆渡真情的船桨，让每个有情的人不畏惧生命的漫长。当小小的一盘菜以爱为作料时，心怎会品尝不出幸福的味道！
爱，一定需要相濡以沫的支持和理解。
希望我身边的每个朋友都可以很开心，很幸福，找到属于自己的归宿。你们都要快快乐乐的一直幸福下去。
YYYYYYYY 我 们 都 要 很 幸 福 YYYYYYYY
请看过的每个人,都转载到自己空间日志里,不要等到爱你的人失去了才知道珍惜.!
每天都是生命中的一張白紙,每一個人、每一件事,都是一篇生動的文章.!
我远方的你：今天是我们离开的第二天，此时我的心情是用语言无法表达的（我哭了），真的我好想你老公。我不想回到家里，到了家里全部都是你的影子还有家里没有了你的声音，没有了你的味道没有了你给我的快乐你知道吗？我的心好难过，还有你在那边所有的事情都很为难这些我都可以感受到。有的时候我真的不想你为了我那么累可是我又不想失去你，我该怎么办呢？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？
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